Posts by Witness 007

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Why I stopped the Bookstudy - Field Service from my home

by Witness 007 in

"The Simpsons" - Is Ned Flanders based on a Jehovah's Witness? Did you have one?

by Witness 007 in

a self serving, self rightoues, judgemental fool who's favourite swear word is "fudge" did you know any "flanders" types at the kingdom hall.

we had a special pioneer who would mention "the wonders of jehovah's creation"...while we were cleaning the kingdom hall toilets!!!

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Witness 007

One more thing......................STUPID FLANDERS!!!!!!!!

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"The Simpsons" - Is Ned Flanders based on a Jehovah's Witness? Did you have one?

by Witness 007 in

a self serving, self rightoues, judgemental fool who's favourite swear word is "fudge" did you know any "flanders" types at the kingdom hall.

we had a special pioneer who would mention "the wonders of jehovah's creation"...while we were cleaning the kingdom hall toilets!!!

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A self serving, self rightoues, judgemental fool who's favourite swear word is "Fudge" did you know any "Flanders" types at the Kingdom Hall. We had a Special Pioneer who would mention "the wonders of Jehovah's creation"...while we were cleaning the Kingdom Hall toilets!!!

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Are there any Watchtower prophesies that came true?

by TTWSYF in

i know that the failed predictions of amageddon for 1914, 1918, 1925, during wwii, and 1975 have been well documented here and other places, but are there any [documented] 'prophesies' that actually came true?.

dc.

Witness 007

"And there will be many false prophets saying look here is the Christ..."

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Under Ground Base Lecture, UFO'S (Must Read)

by freskalynn in

thay have been here for a while.. .

found this on the above top secret web site.

underground bases lecture, may 1995. lecture by phil schneiderphil schneider, the lecturer of this article, was executed under mysterious circumstances in january 1996. according to some, he had been tortured repeatedly before his death.

Witness 007

If you spin some bullcrap, but make it sound like YOU believe it, you can fool anyone.

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So an 8 year old is killed by a machine-gun and it's no ones fault?

by Simon in

i think us gun laws are s-t-u-p-i-d ... and the legal system more so.

saw a very good suggestion yesterday though - force people who want to own a gun to require insurance (hey, you have to have it for a vehicle for gods sake).

single-shot hunting rifle?

Witness 007

Whats with Americans and guns?

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So an 8 year old is killed by a machine-gun and it's no ones fault?

by Simon in

i think us gun laws are s-t-u-p-i-d ... and the legal system more so.

saw a very good suggestion yesterday though - force people who want to own a gun to require insurance (hey, you have to have it for a vehicle for gods sake).

single-shot hunting rifle?

Witness 007

So the organiser was a former chief of Police and the father of the boy was a Doctor????...... idiots!

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1967 Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER! Witness silences talking snake!!

by Witness 007 in

yearbook 1967 p.105 "a large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated no doubt he he}...a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.

the man cried out:"a magican has entered the room!...the brother asked the man: "is that a serpent or a demon that has spoken to you?....not one serpent has spoken except in the garden of eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house...he later was anxious to get some literature...".

how did this stupid experience get passed the bethel bullcrap detector???

Witness 007

Yearbook 1967 p.105 "A large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated no doubt he he}...a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking. The man cried out:"A Magican has entered the room!...the Brother asked the man: "Is that a serpent or a Demon that has spoken to you?....not one serpent has spoken except in the garden of Eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house...he later was anxious to get some literature..."

How did this stupid experience get passed the Bethel Bullcrap detector????

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Aussies, where are you and have you been affected by the floods?

by penny2 in

jw
friends

large areas of queensland have suffered devastating floods in the last few days.

parts of new south wales, victoria, tasmania and south australia have also been affected.. i'm in adelaide, there is blue sky and life goes on as normal.

but it's heartbreaking to see what's happening in the east of the country.. aussies, please check in and let us know how you are going.. penny.

Witness 007

Had one road flooded near my house in Melbourne.......looong detour.

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Watchtower 1954 claims Jesus had nice short hair and NO BEARD....remember the pictures?

by Witness 007 in

flicking thru some old watchtowers i was suprised to see pictures of jesus clean shaven with short hair!!

wachtower 1954 p.511 "why do watchtower books now show jesus with short hair and no beard?

...because he was shown that way in representations of him that are older then traditional effeminate looking pictures..." {having a beard is not so effeminate may refer to long hair}.

Witness 007

thanks for the memories!